Never mind vintage or terroir — I'm a sucker for a wine with a great name. I know that's not something I should be admitting to, but let me ask you: How is one supposed to resist picking up a bottle that's called Longue-Dog (and features an adorable dachshund wrapping around the bottle)? One can't. That's how.

Without further adieu, I present to you some of the best wine names out on shelves today. I can't speak for what's inside the bottle, but the outside certainly got my attention.

The Accomplice

Your Mama's Wine

Boneshaker

Expensive

Strong Arms

Seven Deadly Zins

House Wine

Woop Woop

Small Talk

Do you have a great name for a wine? Let's hear it in the comments section!