Protection for Your Wine
You can never be too safe, kids. With your wine, that is. The wine condom is now a thing, and it promises to keep a tight seal on your half-filled bottle while not taking up too much space in your fridge, as those other bulky wine stoppers tend to do. The condoms even come in small, flat plastic packaging so they can easily be hidden in your wallet or purse, to be whipped out (and no doubt fumbled with clumsily) in a wine closure emergency.
The design actually makes a lot of sense, and I'm sure more people would be stocking up on these things if only they weren't so, well, reminiscent of the original design. Still, protection should always be everyone's No. 1 concern, especially when it comes to wine, so the wine condom gets our seal of approval.